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Because of Homestuck...

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Hello! I saw a post by saevuswinds.deviantart.com/ that made me want to do one of these :)

Because of Homestuck (created by Andrew Hussie), I now..
    
    - run away from buckets or giggle hysterically when anyone holds one up
    - use irony a whole lot more
    - Have over thirty-three new inside jokes. And counting.
    - say "all the (blank). All of it" waaaaaaaay too much.
    - when I want to exaggerate something in a text or email, I use eight of the same letter. Like the example above >;;;;D
    - type in L33TSP34K a lot >:] (thanks TZ)
    - I almost never curse, but when I do it under my breath, I normally say "f***a$$". Thanks, Karkat!
    - sing the Squiddles Song in the car. Or to my friends. Or in class. Or... nevermind....
    - voice act and record it when my parents are out of the house!
    - I actually want to play the piano again. I quit five years ago, and I regret it.... I WANNA PLAY MOONSETTER! (I'm currently plunking out the right hand. Oh well.)
    - I sing some straaaaaaaange fansongs at home. Only the ones without cursing, though!
    - I use TZ's voice when I'm angry about something. My parents think I have gone insane.
    - I bought a blush Lemonsnout scalemate at Fanime this year. Because I could.
    - I went to Fanime for the first time ever! (Cosplaying as TZ). It was also my first convention ever :3
    - I have grown much closer to one of my out-of-school friends ever since we surprisingly met at Fanime (it was really weird. We just randomly started talking to each other, not even knowing who the other person was! Until she recognized my faint British accent! lol)
    - I listen to a Homestuck music playlist (includes stuff from the Bandcamp and also Broadway Karkat stuff) on repeat. Every day. For, like, five hours.
    - my parents are worried about my obsession.
    - I go to club meetings and extra-curricular stuff in a Dave shirt and aviator glasses.
    - when one of my friends is wearing R3D, I sneak up behind them and SN1FF LOUDLY >:]
    - when I want to annoy someone, I say "Nyeh" repeatedly.
    - I now say "wwhatevver", instead of "whatever"
    - I say "wweh" when I'm sad. Or also to annoy people.
    - I make fish puns
    - Nic Cage is now officially awesome.
    - I screech like a banshee when I see the number 413.
    - I pretty much haven't drawn anything that doesn't relate to Homestuck in several months.
    - I digitally draw much more than I used to.
    - I have gotten slightly better at drawing humans/humanoids (all that fanart! JEEZE!)
    - I say "weesnaw".
    - I say "miracles" in a Gamzee voice
    - I say "bro" way too much. Even to my teachers and parents.
    - I laugh whenever I see a stuffed bunny. Particularly scruffy brown ones.
    - I sometimes wear my TZ horns around the house. My neighbors stare at me when I take out the trash :3
    - I will never again watch Doctor Who in the same way. I will always expect a kid in bright red pajamas and shades to show up in one of the episodes.
    - Nothing will ever be the same. Bunnies, doors, robots, computers, video games, and even apartments will never be the same!
    - I am now ten times more careful around stairs
    - I can't think of black cats without thinking of Jaspers. Or Jasprosesprite^2. Dang it.
    - Sprites have  a new meaning to me.
    - My starsign is officially epic. Thanks, Karkat!
    - Can't think of crabs without picturing them with Karkat's face on them.
    - I say "nope" much more
    - I used to love centaurs from Greek mythology. Now..... those childhood feelings of wonder are replaced by images of musclebeasts with mustaches.
    - Butlers.
    - Magic is now nothing to me but pure science.
    - Science is even more awesome!
    - I have asked my science teacher if ectobiology is actually a thing. Multiple times.
    - When we get assigned to make these question-powerpoint things called "Kahoots", I always make Homestuck-related bonus questions! (my classmates hate me)
    - I give out "brohugs"
    - Red is just that more delicious.
    - I understand more internet acronyms. Like GFDI and stuff like that.
    - I sometimes speak with a lii2p.
    - I say "shenanigans " when I don't know the answer to something.
    - I say "Happy Wriggling Day!" to my friends on their birthday
    - Pie will always taste like miracles, no matter what the flavor is.
    - Apple juice is now I thing I drink more often.
    - I call apple juice "AJ"
    - I use "adorabloodthirsty" as an adjective
    - I've tried (unsuccessfully) to get my parents to read Homestuck. Multiple times.
    - I can't think of playing cards in the same way again.
    - the knight on a chess board will remind me of Spades Slick
    - Whenever I play chess, I say "Prospitian blood will be spilt on this day" if I play as black.
    - I have never eaten Mayo. Nor will I ever eat Mayo. It just reminds me of a certain person.....
    - fireflies are cool
    - salamanders are cool
    - crocodiles are cool
    - I will never attack trolls in video games now.
    - On GW2, I changed my character's name to "Terezi Pyrotail" (as she's a charr) and dyed her armor teal and red.
    - I now have over 1,500 pictures of fanart on my computer. Of Homestuck alone!


And that's not even half of it! >:D


I was inspired by saevuswinds.deviantart.com/ to make one of these :)
I hope you enjoy it! xD
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Page1357's avatar
surprisingly i apply to a lot of these, like, over half.
I'M ONLY ON ACT 3 FOR GOG'S SAKE